scientific bullshit


a term used to describe something that’s overly complex or difficult.
(trying to do homework) “i’m too tired for this scientific bullsh-t.”
(trying to open a soda can without fingernails) “i need some help with this scientific bullsh-t!”
(attempting a crossword puzzle) “this is some pretty hardcore scientific bullsh-t.”

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