Scissor Beak
a term used to define all races, colors and creeds of a group of people over the age of 60 who tend to roam around super markets, more often than not at market basket — or “the basket” — a new england super market chain, at such an amazingly slow pace that it is hard to comprehend. in addition, while they are roaming, they have no f-cking clue what the h-ll they came to the store to buy and thus look at every item on the shelves in a side to side, or up and down manner making their nose — or beak — very amusing to watch, especially when in packs. the term scissor comes from what these people need to use to clip the hairs in their beaks.
otis – “i can’t believe how many scissor beaks were congregating at the checkout line at the basket this morning.”
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