Scissor Bone


the scissor bone is the mechanism responsible for the tapering and chopping off of dangling t-rds from the bottom. the scissor bone can also be used to hold back farts and, if the owner has a very strong scissor bone, it can be used to prevent -n-l rape.
my boyfriend slipped it in the wrong hole last night, i think he broke my scissor bone, i can’t seem to hold anything back…

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