Scissor Fart


the act of vibrating the v-g-n- or scr-t-m with a loud vibrating fart while scissoring.
i asked that lonely chick if she liked vibrators, she said yes so i scissored her and ripped the biggest fart ever known to mankind.

this is known as a scissor fart.

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