Scissor Fizzer


v. when a friend or non-friend of a lesbian prevents said lesbian from hooking up with another woman. also known as “c-ck blocking” in heteros-xual terms.

n. a person who prevents two women from “doing it” when the hook up was otherwise imminent.
don’t try to spit any game at that girl, her friends are total scissor fizzers

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