scissor shafted
when a man’s genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. the gonads go one way rubbing the p-n-s that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort
while working i felt uncomfortable from walking. i realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, i found myself scissor shafted.
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