Scissor-shit
the scissor-sh-t is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight h-m-s-xual stimulus.
matt and timmy did the scissor-sh-t the other day and toilet water splashed on both of their b-lls!
two individuals that dedicate at the same time with only one toilet that put there legs in a scissor like formation (while sitting almost indian style so both b-ttholes can be over the toilet) and take a shot together.
marc: hey neil, that mexican food did me in. how about you?
neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
marc: that’s fine, we can always just scissor sh-t.
neil: im totally down. i can’t wait till we get home.
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