Scissorfest
the holiday celebrated on december 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. there is usually a head female known as the “scissor queen” that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. the celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. as the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft barry manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. the festival is then brought to an end by the scissor queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.
this is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the art of scissoring by c.s. lewis.
” hey jenna, are you excited for chistmas this year?”
“golly gee, franklin, no i totally forgot about christmas! i’m just much to excited for scissorfest this year.”
“your a sk-nk jenna.”
the holiday celebrated on december 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. there is usually a head female known as the “scissor queen” that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. the celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. as the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft barry manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. the festival is then brought to an end by the scissor queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.
this is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the art of scissoring by c.s. lewis.
” hey jenna, are you excited for chistmas this year?”
“golly gee, franklin, no i totally forgot about christmas! i’m just much to excited for scissorfest this year.”
“you’re a sk-nk jenna.”
scissorfest is a adjective to describe a situation to be as if you were a guy trying to engage in s-xual intercourse with a woman, but the problem being that you are at a lesbian convention, thus saying that there are lots of potential canidates, but none of them are remotly interested.
this is a complete and total scissorfest
when amanda hudson and crew partic-p-tes actively in a feminine circle jerk.
-hey you want to go fiddle each others tw-ts?
-yeah i love scissor fests!
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