scissoring off the turtle head
when you are taking a sh-t, it’s the last little pieces to come out.
dude 1: cmon’ bro, let’s h-t the clubs.
dude 2 (taking m-ssive dump): one sec, man, i’m scissoring off the turtle head.
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