Shitex
curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.
can be used to describe petrol companies, phone companies, utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can’t live without (usually when their name also sounds like sh-tex).
occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.
derived from the scottish word sh-te and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably texan in origin.
“this sh-tex cola tastes like soap!”
“we got the phone bill from sh-tex today!”
“i can’t believe how much fuel costs at sh-tex!”
“ssshhhhiiiitex!!!”
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