scitzopsycosis
i very serious mental illness. usually the person with the illness will see walls having conversations with each other. there is no cure.
anyone with the illness must commit suicide emediately.
i just found out i have scitzopsycosis, i better take a whole bottle of sleeping pills, and fall asleep in the bathtub.
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