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any sort of hand-held lighter.
yo man i need to light this blunt p-ss me the scone.
to call somebody a scone. imply that they are forever alone or socially abrupt. someone who is very awkward. someone who is left out of something, one who is last
in gym the teacher tells everyone to find a partner. everyone picks but one guy is left. so they called him a scone.
verb meaning to go, leave, or escape promptly. usually issued as a verbal command when either (1) there is a small timeframe available to perform the action, or (2) the speaker has an insatiable urge to perform the action.

originated from the often quickly pr-nounced phrase, “let’s go” as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, “ts’go”. this verbal mispr-nunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, “scones”. historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.

regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.
college bro: “dude! the bonfire starts in 30 minutes! scones!”

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college kid 1: “whoa, is that dave matthews?!”
college kid 2: “it is! hes about to leave on his bicycle!”
college kid 1: “sh-t we have to meet him! scones before its too late!”

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bro to bro: “scones mah bones, bro!”

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black guy in a hurry: “oh sh-t da cops, scones! help me wit dis plasma screen!”

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asian kid trying to be cool: “scones man!”
bro who snowboards a lot: “dude…”

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the south carolina government in 1860: “scones!”

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1. small baked b-ttery cake.
2. to hit someone in the head.
3. one’s head.
1. “mmmm that’s a tasty scone, mum!”
2. thomson decided he was going to scone larry gomes with the next delivery.
3. the cricket ball hit larry gomes right in the scone.
n. any form of currency, and/or relating to money
have a nice day at the beach you lazy b-st-rd, one of us has to work and bring in the scones!
a sh-te male hairstyle favoured originally by english and european footballers in the 1970’s and 80’s (origin unknown), though the most cl-ssic examples can be found in the mid to late 1980’s. essentially the sytle comprises of a type of back permed (usually shortish) mullet. only the back of the hair is permed and it is these curly parts that are referred to as ‘the scones’. the style maybe referred to solely as a back perm and the length of the scones themselves can vary.

variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as ‘scones’ would be technically incorrect. the word is a derivative of the australian slang for head scone

cl-ssic examples would cite kevin keegan and chris waddle but other european examples are available.
“hey mate is that a home perm? those scones are great!”
1. a small cake originating in scotland
2. derived from the scottish gaelic word “sgonn” meaning a “block” or more precisely “sgonn arain” meaning a block of bread. due to this, the correct pr-nunciation is “skon”. the earliest record of a scone dates back to the early 16th century in scotland.
3. commonly served with clotted cream, strawberry jam and a cup of tea. more commonly known as a “cream tea”.
4. there are derivatives of the word “scone” in scots language where the word is also pr-nounced “skon”.
5. can also be known as a biscuit in american english.
scones are delicious.

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