scoobert-doobert doo
the act of having s-xual thoughts and fantasies about scooby doo and friends.
man: dude i watched a good episode of scooby doo last night!
other man: rad! did you jerk off later? i would’ve!
man: f-ck yeah i did dude! i love me some scoobert- doobert doo!
other man: scoobert-doobert doo!
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