scooparound
when a girlfriend/wife gets pregnant against all logic as most if not all s-xual activity has been concentrated around the -ss area. the -ssumption is that she has scooped the sperm around to the front entrance from the rear in the hope of fertilizing her eggs
man 1: “hey guess what, my wife is pregnant!”
man 2: “really, congrats man that’s awesome”
man 1: “yeah i don’t know how that happened there must have been some leakage…”
man 2: “either that or she’s done the scooparound”
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