Screwged
the unpleasant realization that, when -ssembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the -ssembly. the word is derived from the character of scrooge depicted in charles d-cken’s “a christmas carol”. the word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer’s miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper -ssembly
jack was -ssembling the bicycle he had bought for johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren’t enough bolts supplied.
when the ghosts of christmas past, present & future don’t visit your employer and turn him into a kind caring and generous human being.
when yet another year goes by without bonuses, raises, incentives, a chrismas party for the employees, or even a modic-m of recognition, appreciation, or achievement for a job well done, while the boss drives home in his brand new bmw or custom silverado to his brand new house that your work has paid for – you have been screw-ged!
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