scoot


a way better word for anything good , such as cool or epic .
” hey kenny i didnt do it for the dwarves ”
” don’t even trip fernando its all scoots ”
1. to move over in order to create sp-ce

2. to exit with particular haste
1. scoot over dude! i need to sit down.

2. that b-tch showed up at the party and i scooted out of there faster than you can say “tab benoit”
a bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to “scoot” to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.
did you take a sh-t?
no, go ahead, i was just in there brushing my teeth
sweet jesus!!!, you f-cking -sshole i almost pucked
you like that, i had the scoots
you sick f-ck!
marijuana combined with tobacco. smoked like weed.
let’s go smoke some scoots!
the runs, hershey-squirts, diarrhea.
aw, man, i had the scoots somethin’ awful.
the condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his -ss. often due to itching caused by worms.
d-mnit, rover’s got the scoots again!
(n) – american motorcycle (harley-davidson)
“it was a beautiful day. did you go for a ride on the scoot?”

“duh.”
1. to create friction with one’s -ss.
2. also known as scout, the main character of harper lee’s “to kill a mocking bird”
hi scoot

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