Scootch
a unit of measure – the distance a dog can drag it’s b-tt across the floor. this term can thus be used to describe any short distance.
“can you move over a scootch or two?”
“i think they are several scootches ahead of us”
“wow! look how far rover scootched on the new rug!”
the act of moving and scooting at the same time.
debora said to jason, “scootch your -ss over here.”
term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest…
undercover: “hey bros, you got any scootch? you know, anything fun?”
bro: “f-ck off”
to be the coolest motherf-cker that ever walked the planet.
i am totally scootch.
an especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of sh-t on the way out.
dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch
to be the coolest motherf-cker that ever walked the planet.
i am totally scootch.
a nice v-g-n-, something any normal man would go down on
i pounded that trick’s scootch all night long
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