Scooted the Meat
any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful s-x.
may also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one’s “downstairs mix-up”.
“during naked hot yoga, i got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat”
“i grew tired of dating that twink so i ended it, but we’ve scooted the meat a few times, and now we’re just roommates”
“the wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine persian rug”
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