scooterkoch
noun.
1. a recently release pharmaceutical for men that prevents jerkiness. may cause a healthy appet-te for beer, increased cleverness, and in rare cases, six-pack abs. contact your doctor immediately if you experience a sudden urge to sing 80’s h-ts or show tunes.
noun.
2. an insanely clever facebook post that despite it being two paragraphs long, it gets 100 likes and 45 comments.
sara: my boyfriend’s being a real jerk.
molly: just slip him some scooterkoch at dinner and problem solved.
did you read that scooterkoch i posted last night?
yeah, the one about saving that guy suffering from craniorectal insertion in the tim horton’s drive through? that was cl-ssic.
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