Scooting

when a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy b-tt hole. it’s an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it’s not on your rug.)
nancy – “do you like our new carpet?”
thomas – “you’re so brave to install white carp-haha, m-ffin is totally scooting by the chair!”
nancy – “m-ffin! noo!”
riding a scooter
scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.
the act of jerking off while dragging your naked -ss across the floor like a dog.
that awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting
the ultimate form of sh-tting on someone
directions:
1.beast someones face
2.take of all articles of clothing
3.loosen your bowels
4.slide your -ss crack with perfect timing across the face
5.scoot until finisched
6.and enjoy =)
scooting-i beasted that m-th- f-cka into the curb n then scooted on his face!
1. moving over to make room for a loved one while laying down and they are not there
2. wanting to be held or hold someone
awww scooter scooter scooter
accelerating in a powerband in a short amount of time. for example driving down the road at 35-40 mph then getting up to 60-65 within seconds. usually happens in forced induction vehicles when achieving boost in a steep or laggy powercurve..

youtube: hpf m3 dads first reactions
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