scorch


smoking weed (duh)
gender neutral actor 1: “dude i was going to go to your party but i got h-lla scorched and watched youtube videos of cats instead.”

gender neutral actor 2: “whatever man f-ck you, check into a program already.”
irritating pest who always wants something from you. from the expression “you’re scorching my b-lls”
that scorch keeps calling me every half hour.
an adjective for a situation that is intense or rising in intensity.
you see someone approaching a person to confront them. the appropriate reaction would be -scorch!!–
the combination of sk-nk, wh-r-, and b-tch; one who gives her body away freely and treats others like sh-t.
that megan fox is such a scorch.
the act of performing -n-l s-x so rough that recepient of the -n-l pleasure’s -sshole bleeds.
vincent scorched lucy so hard that her -sshole did not stop bleeding for three days.
plain old cup of tea coffee or hot chocolate originates from liverpool
“wana (scorh)”

“how many sugars rya avin in this (scorch) ay”
the act to pin down a foe’s arms (to the ground/surface with -ssistance of at least 2 friends) to immobolize them.
to then proceed to curving your arms into right angles (as if flexing both biceps) and repeatedly pounding and immobolized victim with the pivoting of the body resulting in a sledge-hammer style attack with each arm, relentlessely. this is repeated until the victim is unconcious.

originally used by serbian hooligans of the partisan football club firm (krva jebemlica) roughly translated, “the bl–dy f-ckers”.
(verb)

person 1: “hey….isn’t that dean over there? didn’t he touch your brother’s b-lls? shall we scorch his -ss?

person 2: ……..let’s do this……..i f-ckin hate dean.

-dean gets scorched-

or

person 1: i can’t believe dean got scorched…

person 2: yeah that paedophile had it coming to him.
person 1: yeah….hey there he is now. let’s steal his sh-t, then scorch his -ss.

-dean gets scorched again-

person 2:……..long live serbia…….dean.

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