Scorched Almond
to place a t-st-cl- into the -n-s. when it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.
john: do you remember that girl hannah?
tom: yeah?
john: well i just gave her a scorched almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
tom: -leaves-
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