Scorched Earth Policy
when someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to f-ck ‘everything in sight’ to get back at their ex.
joe: “dude, i saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then i saw them leave the bar together at 2am. i bet he tore that sh-t up last night”
frank: “…. time for the scorched earth policy m-th-f-ckas!!!!!”
to make it a practice to refuse to give oral s-x to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.
“jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and i have a strict scorched earth policy”
1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. if the earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. there is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect
meet john. meet jane. john f-cked jane, but has chosen to implement the scorched earth policy. when jane calls john, he does not answer. when jane p-sses john on the way to cl-ss, john looks in every direction but hers. when jane sends an angry email, john does not reply. when jane attempts to confront john in a
(verb) when somebody you are talking starts listening to their ipod (or other mp3 player) and ignores you.
past tense: ishunned
joseph: dude! i was talking to casey on the bus earlier and she completely ishunned me!
simon: haha! sucks for you!
ny public sp-ce, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. thus, the earth has been scorched.
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