The Fez


to scream at someone or yell at them in anger.
“i did the fez to a lady in the grocery store for b-mping into me with her cart”
when one of your friends decides to peace out abruptly and unexpectedly, usually leaving you with the tab, without a ride, etc… they pull “the fez.”
justin: “hey dude, moe said he’s down to be our dd tonight!
andy: “h-ll yeah!”
hours later…
justin: sh-t i’m drunk, where’s moe???
andy: he left because he said he had to be up at 4:30am for church, now we have to get a cab!
justin: d-mn! he just pulled “the fez!”
the soon to be ruler of the world, surely?

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