Scorpion Dive


when an individual lands on their face with such force that their leg folds over nearly kicking the back of the head. the result is nearly perfect human replica to a scorpion.
jon: did you watch “so you think you can dance”?

aaron: no

brent: no but i heard it sucked.

jon: this muh named dave warshaw did an awesome scorpion dive.

brent: sounds like that mer is a sorry muh. i think i hope he is ok.

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