Scotch Fillet
a flaccid c-ck unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.
rhonda was so h-rny she couldn’t wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. however he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a scotch fillet. rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.
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