Scotsman’s scarf


the act of taking a long sh-t and wrapping it around somebody’s neck for warmth. most likely to occur in c-mnock (ayrshire) or similar towns, where people can often be found sleeping on the street after a heavy night and somebody thought it would be funny/helpful to commit this act on them.
hey ewan, look at wee angus sleeping in that doorway
aye, he’s had a few too many
let’s give him a scotsman’s scarf before he catches pneumonia

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