Scott Brown Cosmo


noun – indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative – used to describe the pity f-ck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology – based on newly elected sen. scott brown’s (r-ma) election and his nude photo spread in cosmopolitan magazine.
“my boyfriend gave me a scott brown cosmo bl-wj-b because we found out that i can’t afford the liver transplant that i need to survive.”

“the insurance company just gave me a scott brown cosmo by denying my chemotherapy.”

“i just gave one of those union organizers a scott brown cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill.”

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