1. having an intense crush on someone completely out of your league for an extended period of time.
2. being unnecessarily mentally attached to a person with the hope that one day they will speak to you and notice what a catch you really are.
“omg i have the worst scott crush on my lab partner!”
“oh you’re screwed hon.”
- cutter offer
where you back out of some internet websites and search another more innocent one. i did a cutter offer from p-rn to stop my mum from finding out.
- pickle smoocher
like someone trying to get ahead by brown nosing, a pickle smoocher is a c-ck sucker that gently caresses the ego of the one he seeks to influence, rather than going right for the deep throat. john only got his raise because he did the bosses dirt, hes such a pickle smoocher a euphemism for […]
- 3 peet
when someone smokes a cigarette, cigar, and weed within 30 minutes joe pulled a 3 peet by lighting a cigar, weed, and a stogie at his sons baseball game.
when someone is a d-ck-tw-twaffle. “he stole my video games” “ah dude what a d-cktwaful.”
- one by five
lego nerd talk for “girlfriend” -since lego does not make 1×5 pieces -it’s hard for nerds to get girls i finally have got my one by five