Scottish Bagpipes
a relatively amazing s-xual act in which your partner, whom ever it may be, man or woman–or man-lady in f-cked up cases, proceeds to insert your b-lls in to their mouth and and simultaneously tickle your gooch with the tip of their pinky finger of their right hand and jack you off with the left hand until the point of inevitable -j-c-l-t–n.
d-mn that b-tch i met last night was an expert at the scottish bagpipes!
when a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her p-ssy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.
i was eatin’ my chick out when she scottish bagpiped the sh-t outta me. i puked immiediatley.
when your tryin to get some lunch from a girls p-ssy and she decides to drop a p-ssy fart in your mouth
nicky gave one of those curtos the scottish bag pipe
when your companion sits in a chair and you stand behind him/her a little off and proceed to have s-x with their lubricated armpit.
me and gina got wasted last sat-rday and we went back to my place where i gave her a scottish bagpipe
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