Scottish Banana
this refers to when a man raps his d-ck in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a p-ssy. it is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old scotland. it was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all s-m-n released from the j-zzuming d-ck, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a v-g-n-, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the p-n-s. it was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. this method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep’s stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.
aye, we were in the pub last night, and i gave her the old scottish banana
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