scottish “bird” droppings
whilst standing ontop of the castle in edinburgh proceed to w-nk over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it’s bird sh-t
john “matt got hit by some bird sh-t”
stuart “that’s not bird sh-t ,those are some scottish “bird” droppings
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