Scottish egg


the act of striking a woman’s br–sts with a wicker basket in order to produce a tartan pattern, as on a scottish kilt.
“honey, if you don’t shut that god d-mned mouth, i am going to give you a few scottish eggs!”

“i met this girl last night who begged me to give her a scottish egg!”

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