Scottish Genie


when you have a threesum with two guys and one girl in which one of the male members -j-c-l-t-s on the other’s big toe, and he proceeds to put his toe in the girl’s vag. then the one who put his toe in makes a wish that she doesn’t get pregnant.
jeff: dude, i heard you had a threesum last night
nate: yeah man, it was me, richard and catie- we tried a scottish genie
jeff: ah man, i hope your wish comes true

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