scottish handshake


a scottish handshake is a headb-tt, derived from the steriotype of scots being extreamly violent and would hedb-tt you as a greeting.
james called angus’ wife a man, so angus said “st-tch this!” and scottish handshaked him on the nose.
a hand job
matt is such a sl-t. he gave him a scottish hand shake.

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