scraffed
the process of scratching an orifice of any living creature and then having to vigorously smell the object/s used to scratch it. whilst performing this action you must be dressed in a gimp suit whilst screaming ‘ainsley harriott gave my meat a good ol’ rub’.
“hey dude, i finally scraffed sophie last night. for some weird reason all i can smell is sh-t today.”
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