Scrambled Egg Surprise
(n.) a breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
this morning i made scrambled egg surprise by taking the fries and patties from the big mac meal i didn’t finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the big mac buns after popping them in the toaster. breakfast of champions!
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