Scranton handshake
a firm slap on the -ss from one man to another. originates in the 2008 electoral season, where joe biden is shown with his hand seemingly on barack obama’s -ss in a number of campaign advertis-m-nts.
after the football game jack game john a scranton handshake to honor a game well played.
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