Scrap my Kraut


german colloquial term for rubbing one out aka whacking it.
claus von shnitzlen-z-: wilhelm, we need to come back to the kitchen, quit scr-pping your kraut!
wilhelm gouttenburg: gimme a sec claus! i need to scr-p my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, hilda!

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