scrap ninja
a scr-p ninja is a junk metal collector who comes the evening before the garbage gets picked up but grabs the scr-p metal, silently, and likely within the 5 minutes it took you to bring it out to the curb and walk back to your garage.
wife: did you take that aluminum awning out to the curb?
husband: yeah, like 2 minutes ago. why?
wife:
husband:
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