Scrap Wrap
wrapping a gift with random pieces of wrapping paper… usually what’s left over from all of your other presents. it usually uses much more tape than a normal wrap job and is always reserved for someone you have a special connection with. done to the right person, possibly a sibling, it’s a plus. to the wrong person, like a girlfriend or wife (unless she’s perfect), a definite minus.
at christmas i always wrap everyone’s gifts all nice and tidy then scr-p wrap my bro’s cause he always puts mine in a brown paper bag and writes my name on it with a sharpie.
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husband: sorry i scr-p wrapped your gift, honey… i ran out of paper this morning.
wife: it’s over, i’m moving in with my sister. and, by the way, i’m sleeping with your best friend!!!
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