scrapenuts
scr-penuts- n. (not to be confused with the popular breakfast cereal) a condition in which, despite the cold weather and the common belief that the scrotal sac contracts into a tighter position, the t-st-cl-s of an individual bounce back and forth hitting the inner thighs of the individual while he is scr-ping ice of off an automobile. this is due to to the stationary position of the legs and the motion of the upper body during the scr-ping act. this allows for the t-st-cl-s to swing back and forth and cause the scr-per to feel them hitting one inner thigh than the other in a pendulum-like pattern of motion.
last week after the big ice storm, i was helping my buddy get the ice off of his car windows, and we both got scr-penuts.
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