a coding website for kids. so much so that being honest gets you banned, ripping off others is allowed, the word cr-p can get you banned and so can fnaf. there are some legit great games and animations out there, but mostly attention wh-r-s and art thieves, not to mention people who get music and call it an “original project”. if you can go five f-cking minutes without getting banned, i salute you.
scratcher: okay, let’s check my scratch.mit.edu account!
scratch team: alert. you were banned for inappropriate language “holy cr-p this is good”, disrespect “stop spamming”, and bullying “maybe improve the code”.
scratcher: f-ck this bullsh-t! (deletes account)
a website made by mit where you can create your own games, animations, etc. apparently, this site was made for people ten years of age and older. however, it is treated more like a website for six year olds if you ask me.
the word “cr-p” is censored, and saying “h-ll” or “wth” can get you banned for swearing, however discussing and recommending bl–dy and gory hentai is allowed. the only projects “appropriate” enough for the front page are sh-tty stickman projects, and projects that say “i qwit”.
the members of this website can be grouped into the following categories: attention-wh-r-s who feign quitting scratch repeatedly, furry weaboos who do nothing but draw warrior cats, forumers who brag about how they have no lives, art thieves who take art from deviantart and say it’s their own, wannabe trolls, spammers, and the actual programmers that get banned for little to no reason. they are all referred to as “scratchers”.
despite all the annoying pr-cks on this site, it’s really hard to actually leave the site without first being overloaded with homework, actually having a life, etc. if you somehow manage to actually survive on this website without getting banned, i tip my hat to you.
new scratcher: “this site seemed cool so i joined! :)”
experienced scratcher: “i recommend sticking to the program for now, this site is h-ll.”
attention wh-r-: “zomg view my project or i quit forevarrr”
furry weaboo: “my name is firtree and i want you to join seedclan pleaseeee”
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a writer who can’t spell. i am a writter.
- fame hungry
kanye west kanye’s publicist knows people hate egotistical jerks. kanye is okay with it because he’s fame hungry. it’s the whole reason he has to boost his own ego to the extreme. his fame hunger has him fighting his way through life.
a sense of sadness -ssociated with the feelings of being both rejected and dejected. after finding out that his friends went to the game without him, faris felt drejected
- the milkshake
when gay men are performing -n-l and the receiver farts in the other man’s d-ck making it vibrate for added pleasure. miley: how was -n-l with justin last night? brad: it was amazing! he performed the milkshake on my d-ck.