Scratchin’ Off

1: verb; the female equivalent of “jerkin’ off” where the woman takes a set number of fingers and proceeds to rub at her v-g-n- profusely for s-xual pleasure.

2: verb; when a man or woman begins to itch his/her junk, and it feels so good that they either j-zz themselves almost immediately, or they continue to m-st-rb-t- following the relief of the itch.
ex. 1: i just walked in on my sister scratchin’ off like a lotto ticket.

ex. 2: i j-zzed myself when i finally scratched off to this itch i had for an hour.

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