scratching your knee
euphemism relating to masturbation. generally used when caught red handed and in desperate need of an excuse to avert suspicion.
did you get caught in your hotel room scratching your knee again?
a term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. could also mean jerking off in general.
guy 1: hey man we’re you just w-nking it?!?!
guy 2: nah, just scratching my knee.
guy 1: oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
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