Scrawny Kung Fu Grip


the act of shoving a baby hand in a gay man r-ct-m, whilst the hand contracts making the aforementioned grip. this term is most widely used amongst pedophiles.
call 911, i think i saw our neighbor with our baby! i believe they are attempting a scrawny kung fu grip.

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