screamhearting
when one takes an empty toilet paper tube and fills it with human feces; at the moment of climax you exhale into the tube forcefully, vertically up, into the air.
“oh melinda, you almost put my eye out when you screahearted me last night. ”
“yeah, i really need to change my diet.”
“duh! especially when we’re planning on screamhearting!”
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