screaming alpha


navy slang for a person engulfed in flames, usually running around screaming; so termed because burning people fit into the category of cl-ss-a/cl-ss-alpha fires (those involving solid, organic combustibles and which leave ashes).
“if you watch that news film of the hindenburg crash, you can see a bunch of screaming alphas come running out of the wreckage.”
n. 1.a navy term for a screaming man on fire.
2. a fiery god of the alphaball, created by the magical ink of tink’s pen.
the screamingalpha brought havoc to all created by making his giant army.

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