screaming batman
to wait until one’s friend falls asleep(preferably on the floor, p-ssed out drinking, etc.), squatting over friend’s face with pants down, b-tt cheeks on outside of friends face cheeks, and p-ssing -n-l gas as intensely as possible so as to cause a cheek to cheek slapping effect.
“first one to fall asleep gets a screaming batman!”
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