selfie bomb
when you take a ridiculous amount of selfies on someone else’s iphone
me: quick hide the phone! she’s coming back and i’ve only taken 2000 selfies!
friend: you gave me a selfie bomb!?!?
me: sh-t
a selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.
for instance take a selfie bomb when:
your friend is p-ssed out drunk with a d-ck drawn on his face
2 random people are making out on a park bench
your grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt
you’re robbing a convenience store
you are at the buffet and you see a fat -ss carrying 2 plates
right after s-x
“she still denies it, but i selfie bombed that ho after we f-cked”
“i just selfie bombed this b-tch at walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater”
selfie bomb. (noun) a selfie taken on someone else’s phone without the knowledge of the phone’s owner.
my colleague left a selfie bomb of himself on my iphone.
my son is infatuated with my ipad and leaves selfie bombs all the time.
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